France
Armchair Travelers
We’ve got the virus du jour this week, so our weekend was dead and our week is only showing a hint of vital signs. To boost our spirits–and maybe yours too–I’m posting some old and new travel/life abroad photos.
Hope you enjoy!















A One-Woman Tower of Babel
That’s me.
I open my mouth in a European market, and out comes a confusion of speech, a jumble of gibberish–here a French word, there a German, then a mischeivous Turkish phrase. I’ve lost all control over my tongue.
I’m trying to reign in this problem, but it is hard. We stepped over the border into France again Saturday, and this is where the big troubles always begin. In Germany, I speak lots of English and the splattering of German that I can manage so far. (Still studying up!) Sometimes French or Turkish words sneak into my speech, but they are the odd escapee from under the fence. I have some control over my language.
Then I step over the border, and all hell breaks loose. My brain seems incapable of releasing only the French words from their cell block. No, that would be too orderly. The gates fall and all the imprisoned words escape at once–a melee of language, a fracas of phrasing. A mess. Really. Or is it?
Mess-peranto. A new international language for people who make a mess of languages. Let’s start a movement! This could be like Esperanto for people who are enterprising enough to know smatterings of a few languages, but too lazy to actually order and develop their linguistic skills.
Bad idea?
I’m pretty sure the French cashier I practiced on thought so.
Sunday Morning Photo Musings
Petite Promenade, Grand Voyage
Yesterday, in Bitche, France/Hier, a Bitche/ Gestern in Bitche

I stopped to look out over the rooftops of Bitche–which were so beautiful, serene, and orderly in a charming, hodge-podge way. (Like all the most beautiful things–with just a hint of asymmetry to keep the eye interested.) It took me a few moments to realize that I was standing by a simple wooden cross, and I wondered how long it had been standing there, keeping its own unwavering watch over the rooftops of the citizens of Bitche. And if those citizens had, like me, been largely oblivious to its presence.
At the center of town, the church steeple kept peeping through the rooftops to note our progress through the streets.
But the watchers in Bitche were not only of a religous ilk: along many rows of old houses, the iron shutter stops (“shutter dogs”) were decorative women’s heads…some still distinct, others weathered or rusted to a ghostly decay. Charming, haunting, and resiliently functional. The story of life, n’est-ce pas?
And when all of the watching eyes had seen our small procession of four through the streets of the city, here is where we popped out on the other side: (The small photo doesn’t do it justice; click on the photo to expand it to a larger size.)

A day of small wanderings, but a fabulous journey. Surely the French have a phrase that captures this. Perhaps, “petite promenade, grand voyage”?
A few notes on Bitche:
*It’s located in Northeastern France, on the German border
*From the 17th century on, Bitche was a stronghold and much of the old citadel still stands
*If you are a modern history buff, Bitche sits very close to sections of the Maginot Line
A Morning in Metz
Our first Saturdays in Europe have been rather soggy. The second and third were
both rainy days—not overwhelmingly stormy, batten-down-the-hatches-and-read-a-book days, but still rainy enough to make us favor some activities over others. If you’ve read my post on The Maginot Line, then you know how we spent one Saturday. Well, we woke up a week ago favoring a short jaunt out to either Trier, Germany or Metz, France. (Both are just over an hour from where we live.) When we woke to rain, Metz seemed the better choice, as part of the draw there was an indoor shopping excursion.
I’ll pause here to defend myself. Some people like to believe that American philosophy runs only so deep: “I shop, therefore I am. . .American.” A little unfair, and at least a little untrue. Many weeks ago I wrote a post, “Boxing Up My Life,” that explained my slightly quirky relationship with things: found items, antiques, artifacts of places I’ve been, or bits of history. I’m not an Olympic class shopper, but I am a magpie who collects shiny bits and baubles here and there, so the antique market in Metz is just my kind of place. A place where it’s as much about the stories and history as it is about the stuff.
So to Metz: Allons-y!
We woke fairly early and loaded the kids in the car. They were groggy, but pleasant. Until I let it slip that the day would include some antique shopping. That didn’t go over well. To say the least.

But once we arrived at the market, that all changed. My daughter was happy to find a small table with perfumes. She bought two small (think Stuart Little size) bottles: Chanel and Prada. They smell so good—next trip I’ll plan to follow her lead.

And my son was absolutely giddy to find old weapons. (All boy!) He bought a vintage pocket knife—a trinket that manages to be a perfect product of its region and an ingenious (but rather wicked) marketing ploy. It has a drawing of “Maison de Cure de Haslach Munster”—a hospital in Munster, Alsace which manages to sound both French and German at the same time (so typical of this region). And here’s the marketing ploy. . . consider the chain of events: Boy buys pocket knife; boys begins whittling wood, but ends up cutting off finger; parents panic and seek medical treatment; the image on the knife suggests just the hospital they run too. Ingenious.
Playing it a little safer, James and I bought a wine caddy—not old, but still charming enough. And, of course, we had to stop by the market on the way home and buy a few bottles of French and Spanish wine. Because if you give a mouse a cookie. . . 
After the market, we made our way into the medieval town square of Metz. We arrived at said destination by weaving our way through winding streets lined with bakeries and konditories. No hardship there. We nibbled as we walked toward Place Saint Louis.
I posted a couple of photos from Metz this past week, so I won’t repost those here. Because it was a rainy day, I didn’t take too many photos—but it was a charming town. In the square, chess tables were set up for competition and a beautiful old carousel sat waiting for riders who were willing to dash out into the rain. We were tempted, but, owing to damp feet and hungry children, we ducked into a restaurant instead.
There is so very much to Metz to see and to learn—and we didn’t even scratch the surface. It was a short and soggy trip, but one that whetted our appetites for both the city and the market. We’ll definitely be returning soon to see more of the historic sites on a sunny day!
I found a great article on Metz in France Today; I’ll share the link here for anyone who is interested. http://www.francetoday.com/articles/2012/09/24/discovering_metz.html




